The Truth Hurts

I have been tanning for about a month now in preparation for our spring vacation. The other day, I ended up taking my six year old son with me. I figured he could wait in the waiting room and watch a movie for the ten minutes I was tanning. I should have known better than to leave a male of any age in a room filled with posters of beautiful, skinny, tanned, bikini wearing models. When I came out of the room, he was staring at just such a poster and asked me, "Mom, is this what tanning is?" Realizing I had not explained tanning at all to him, I answered, "Yes, I tan to make my skin look a little darker and healthier, plus it makes me feel good." He then said, "Well, you better go back and try again, you don't look like those girls at all!"

He is now grounded for life.

Credit: jtkjager