April 15th is Tax Day!

Credit: Where I Got It: www.lowtaxcpa.com

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A few quips to put you in the mood . . .

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

Taxgiving Day = April 15th

America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer.

Everything we have is taxed — even our patience.

No mans property is safe while Congress is in session.

— Mark Twain

We do not seem able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business.

— Will Rogers
Americans are now in a daze from intaxication.

Credit: Where I Got It: http://www.lovetolearnplace.com/SpecialDays/IncomeTax/Jokes.html#anchor77297

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The latest income-tax form has been greatly simplified. It consists of only three parts:
1. How much did you make last year?
2. How much do you have left?
3. Send amount listed in part 2.

Credit: Where I Got It: http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/taxes.htm