International House of Spacecakes

The Top Ten Sweetest Things About The International Space Station:

10. Cafeteria has like gyros AND burritos AND General Tso's

9. Can totally blow up the moon if you want

8. In times of global crisis, can transform into huge electric guitar and play "Don't Stop Believin'" for the whole planet

7. Can fuse with the UN and the International Criminal Court to make the Ultrazord

6. Sponsored by IHOP (free chocolate chip pancakes!!)

5. Being in zero-gee with a cape looks awesome

4. Holodeck. 'Nuff said.

3. The rides are way better than at Epcot

2. Cosmonauts get so mad when you knock Sputnik into re-entry

But best of all:

1. What happens in Low Earth Orbit stays in Low Earth Orbit ;)


Credit: Star Trek.