Would You Like To Join . . .

The Yoko Club?
Oh no.
The German philosophy club?
I. Kant.
The Ford-Nixon club?
Pardon me?
The Arafat club?
Yessir.
The Alzheimer's club?
Forget it.
The Ebert club?
Roger.
The Groucho Marx club?
You bet your life.
The Peter Pan club?
Never. Never.
The Japanese theater club?
Noh.
The quarterback club?
I'll pass.
The Rhett Butler club?
I don't give a damn.
The compulsive rhymners' club?
Okey-dokey.
The Spanish opometrists club?
Si.
The anti-perspirant club?
Sure.
The pregancy club?
Conceivably.

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