The Meaning of Golf

With the melting of snow comes the opening of golf courses in the North. With snow bound golf enthusiasts eager to hit the links again, it is worth thinking about why we love this sport so much. Enjoy the following thoughts and observations on this sport that both entices and frustrates the best of us.

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins, and on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.

Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.

The term "mulligan" is really a contraction of the phrase, "maul it again."

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers...neither of whom can putt very well.

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.

Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.

If your best shots are the practice swing and the "gimme putt", you might wish to reconsider this game.

Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.

Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won't work, and both are expensive.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

You can put "draw" on the ball and you can put "fade" on the ball, but no golfer can put "straight" on the ball.

In golf, you can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a 2-inch branch
90% of the time.

In golf, there are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces, and bounces just the
way you meant to play it.

Hazards attract, fairways repel.

A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving
up the game.

Golf is a a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.

Makes you wonder why we continue to play!



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