A MOTLEY MELANGE OF MONDEGREENS

Mondegreens: Misheard expressions, quotes, sayings, etc.

“Do a little dance, make a little rum./Italian Ice! Italian Ice!”
(Actual lyric: “Do a little dance, make a little love./Get down tonight,
get down tonight.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Do the lucky lady.”
(Actual lyric: “Dude looks like a lady.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Picture yourself in a rain in a station/With matiscene mortars and looking mass eyes”
(Actual lyric: “Picture yourself on a train in a station/With plasticine porters with looking glass ties.”)
-- Lezlie

“Donuts make my brown eyes blue.”
(Actual lyric: “Don’t it make my brown eyes blue.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you.”
(Actual lyric: “Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Ghost man so close to me.”
(Actual lyric: “Don’t stand so close to me.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul.”
(Actual lyric: “Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Goin’ to the Jack-O-Lantern. Gonna get married.”
(Actual lyric: “Goin’ to the chapel and we’re gonna get married.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Got a lot of lucky peanuts.”
(Actual lyric: “Got a lot of love between us.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Good-bye yellow brick road./There’s a dark cloud inside of the house.”
(Actual lyric: “Goodbye yellow brick road/Where the dogs of society howl.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Ham on rye.”
(Actual lyric: “I’m all right.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Hang on, stupid./Stupid hang on.”
(Actual lyric: “Hang on, Sloopy./Sloopy hang on.”)
-- Judith Ann Marks

“Happy as a rafter in the market place.”
(Actual lyric: “Happy ever after in the market place.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Hold me closer, Tony Danza./Count the head lice on the highway.”
(Actual lyric: “Hold me closer, tiny dancer./Count the headlights on the highway.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Home, where my love lies waiting. Simon, weep for me.”
(Actual lyric: “Home, where my love lies waiting silently for me.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Hope the city voted for you.”
(Actual lyric: “Hopelessly devoted to you.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“How’s about a date?”
(Actual lyric: Eyes without a face.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“When a man loves a walnut”
(Actual lyric: “When a man loves a woman.”)
-- Marveen

“I can see clearly now the rain has gone./I can see all life’s fickles in the way.”
(Actual lyric: “I can see clearly now the rain has gone./I can see all obstacles in my way.”)
-- Stan Kegel