A MOTLEY MELANGE OF MONDEGREENS

Mondergreens: Misheard sayings, expressions, quotes, etc.

“I can’t climb this ceiling any more.”
(Actual lyric: “I can’t fight this feeling anymore.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“I, I, I, I sing in the light, sing in the light.”
(Actual lyric: “Ah-hah-hah-hah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“I shot the sheriff, but I didn’t shoot him dead, you see.”
(Actual lyric: “I shot the sheriff, but I didn’t shoot the deputy.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“I wanna die!”
(Actual lyric: “Oh, what a night!”)
-- Stan Kegel

“You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille,/With four hundred children and a crock in the field.”
(Actual lyric: ”You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille,/With four hungry children and a crop in the field.”)
-- Elisabeth

“Have you ever seen Lorraine?”
(Actual lyric: “Have you ever seen the rain?”)
-- Stan Kegel

“I want a new truck.”
(Actual lyric: “I want a new drug.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“She’s got a chicken to ride and she don’t care.”
(Actual lyric: “She’s got a ticket to ride and she don’t care.”)
-- C.M.

“She’s got a stick in her eye.”
(Actual lyric: “She’s got a ticket to ride.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“She’s got a chicken to ride, and it’s in my hair.”
(Actual lyric: “She’s got a ticket to ride, and she don’t care.”
-- Marveen

“She’s gotten chicken and rice.”
(Actual lyric: “She’s got a ticket to ride.”)
-- C.M.

“She’s got a tick in her eye.”
(Actual lyric: “She’s got a ticket to ride.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“I was so mad!”
(Actual lyric: “I’m a soul man.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“The heart of Rock and Roll is in Cleveland”
(Actual lyric: “The heart of Rock and Roll is still beatin.”)
K. Jacobs

“But what am I?”
(Actual lyric: “Oh, what a night.”)
-- Denise

“I wonder, wonder, who, who rode the moo-cow now?”
(Actual lyric: “I wonder, wonder, who, who wrote the book of love?”)
-- Stan Kegel

“I’ll give you diamond Sprite!”
(Actual lyric: “I’ll give you diamonds bright.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“I’ll never leave your pizza burning.”
(Actual lyric: “I’ll never be your beast of burden.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“I’m 264 my shirt, 264 my shirt.”
(Actual lyric: I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt.”)
-- Stan Kegel