Monday, May 18, 2009

Actual Product Instructions

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritoes:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aide:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."


On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."



Credit: www.earlytexasfamilies.com

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