The Hotdog Seller's Revenge

A Buddhist walks up to a street food vendor and orders a hotdog. The vendor makes the hotdog, hands it to the Buddhist, and says, "That'll be fifty cents." The Buddhist hands him a dollar, the vendor says thank you, and proceeds to help the next customer. The Buddhist interrupts the vendor, asking, "Where is my change?"

The vendor replies to the Buddhist, "Ah--change comes from within."


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