Food Jokes

Little Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a result seldom had guests. He was eager to help his mother after his father appeared with two dinner guests from the office.

When the dinner was nearly over, Little Johnny went to the kitchen and proudly carried in the first piece of apple pie, giving it to his father who passed it to a guest. Little Johnny came in with a second piece of pie and gave it to his father, who again gave it to a guest.

This was too much for Little Johnny, who said, "It's no use, Dad. The pieces are all the same size."

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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
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"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

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Sign in a restaurant:

"We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone."

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

“A great way for to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much.”
Frank Varano

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.”
From Subscriber Randy

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