Bumper Stickers

It is always fun to read the bumper stickers that people put on their cars. The fact that you would willingly stick one on your car leads one to believe that you strongly believe in whatever the sticker is advocating. Sometimes you have to wonder whether that is a good thing. Some things are just better left unsaid.

Here are some:

1. "My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!"
2. "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
3. "I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!"
4. "Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."
5. "I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."
6. "Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."
7. "You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."
8. "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
9. "Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."
10. "Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research."
11. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
12. "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
13. "NyQuil - The stuffy, Sneezy, why--is-the-room-spinning medicine."
14. "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
15. "God must love stupid people, he made so many."
16. "The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
17. "It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you."
18. "I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
19. "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
20. "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
21. "MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team."
22. "Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!"
23. "Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam" (seen on Cape Cod)"
24. "Computer programmers know how to use their hardware."
25. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
26. "Procrastinate Now"
27. "Rehab Is for Quitters"
28. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone"
29. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?"
30. "Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit."
31. "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been doing since 15"
32. "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."
33. "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT"
34. "A hangover is the wrath of grapes"
35. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance"
36. "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
37. "They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"
38. "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"
39. "Time's fun when you're having flies"...Kermit the Frog
40. "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on."
41. "FOR SALE - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once."
42. "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"
43. "A picture is worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times the memory."
44. "The Meek shall inherit the earth after we're through with it."
45. "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
46. "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig."
47. "WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years."
48. "The trouble with life is there's no background music."
49. "If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex?"
50. "The original point and click interface was a Smith &Wesson"

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