Gotta love 'em.
* Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?
* There was a restraining order.
* What do you call epileptic lettuce?
* Seizure salad.
* What do you get when you cross a cobra tamer and a playwright?
* William Snakespeare
* How did the hermit pay for his home?
* Alone.
* What do you call a dead magician's assistant?
* An abracadaver.
* What do you call the Association of Blood Donors?
* The IV League.
* How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?
* With a warlock.
* Why did the baker bake more bread?
* He kneaded the dough.
* How do spies send secret messages in a forest?
* By moss code.
* What do you call a spooky waterway?
* The Eerie Canal.
* Why do fish live in saltwater?
* Pepper makes them sneeze.
Credit: Really Bad Jokes.
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