A MOTLEY MELANGE OF MONDEGREENS

Mondegreens: Misheard song lyrics, sayings, quotations, etc.


“Looks Like tomatoes.”
(Actual lyric: “Looks like we made it.”)
-- Rita Wilkenfeld

“I’m a pool hall ace.”
(Actual lyric: “My poor heart aches.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“I’m just a squirrel.”
(Actual lyric: “I’m just a girl.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“I’m not talking ’bout Bolivia.”
(Actual lyric: “I’m not talking ’bout moving in with ya.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“I’m not talkin’ ’bout Lavinia.”
(Actual lyric: “I’m not talking ’bout moving in with ya.”)
-- C.M.

“I’m not talking ’bout meridian.”
(Actual lyric: “I’m not talking ’bout moving in with ya.”)
-- C.M.

“I’m not talking ’bout millenium.”
(Actual lyric: “I’m not talking ’bout moving in with ya.”)
-- Diane in Texas

“I’ve been haulin’ ass so long.”
(Actual lyric: “I’ve been holding out so long.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“I’ve got a new pair of shoes.”
(Actual lyric: “I’ve got a new attitude.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“I’m the god of Velveeta, honey.”
(Actual lyric: “In the garden of Eden, honey.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, you’re cool.”
(Actual lyric: “Chain, chain, chain, chain of fools.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Goin’ to a Boat Show.”
(Actual title: “Goin’ to a Go-Go.”)
-- Terri

“Jim Dandy ate the red stew.”
(Actual lyric: “Jim Dandy to the rescue.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby.”
(Actual lyric: “Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Just like a one-winged dove.”
(Actual lyric: Just like a white-winged dove.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Knee deep in doughnuts, children at your feet.”
(Actual lyric: “Lady Madonna, children at your feet.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Let Milo open the door.”
(Actual lyric: “Let my love open the door.”)
-- Stan Kegel

“Last night I dreamt of some bagels.”
(Actual lyric: “Last night I dreamt of San Pedro.”)
-- Lynne

“Life ain’t nothing but a seven-dollar fiddle.”
(Actual lyric: “Life ain’t nothing but a funny funny riddle.”)
-- Stan Kegel