Jewish humor

Credit: Stan Kegel's Puns of the Day

The Jewish High Holy Days have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana.






It was mealtime during a flight on El Al. "Would you like dinner?," 
the flight attendant asked Moshe, seated in front.

"What are my 
choices?," Moshe asked.

"Yes or no," she replied





Sam and Morris are walking to services and Sam asks, "I wonder whether 
it would be all right to smoke while praying?"

"Why don't you ask the 
rabbi?" says Morris.

Sam sees Rabbi Golden and asks, "Rabbi, is it 
permissible for me to smoke while I pray?"

"No, you may not. That's 
utter disrespect to our religion and traditions!" quickly answers the 
rabbi.

Sam goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Rabbi 
told him. "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me 
try." Morris goes over to the rabbi and asks, "Rabbi, will it be ok if 
I pray while I smoke?"

To which Rabbi Golden eagerly replies, "By all 
means, my good man. By all means."