JEST FOR FUN

Having grown up just outside New York City, this guy barely knew a cow 
from an ear of corn. Until, that is, he married a small town Ohio 
girl. While he was in seminary school, he had a temporary assignment 
at a church in a rural community. The day of his first sermon, he 
tried very hard to fit in. With his wife sitting in the first pew, he 
began his discourse, "I never saw a cow until I met my 
wife."