Credit: Stan Kegel's Puns of the Day
An account executive at a stock-and-bond firm telephoned an elderly
woman client who had purchased her first stock - one hundred shares of
Proctor & Gamble. He told her that he had just heard they were going
to split. "Oh! What a shame." she lamented. "I'm so sorry to hear
that. And, they've been together for so long, too."
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