Now it's time for the worst. These are among the biggest groaners I've ever heard, and sadly, some of them are funnier than the so-called 'funniest' jokes.
* What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
* Justice Fingers.
* What's an archeologist?
* Someone whose career is in ruins.
* What happens when two snails fight?
* They slug it out.
* What wobbles as it flies?
* A jelly-copter.
* How do you catch a squirrel?
* Climb in a tree and act like a nut.
* How do you have a party in outer space?
* You plan-et.
* What's Mary short for?
* She's got no legs.
* What do you say when a dog runs away?
* Dog-gone!
And, my favorite (why must these things always come back to my name?):
* Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?
* Because they don't want to be bagels.
Credit: Rinkworks.com.
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