A busload of older couples, on their way to or from Vegas, probably, goes over a cliff. Tragic!
Anyway, they’re all queued up at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter consults his clipboard and says to the first man: Well, I see you’ve led an exemplary life…given to charity, kind to animals…but you obviously value money more than you love God, or you wouldn’t have married a woman called Penny. So, I’m sorry, the down escalator is just there to your right.
Next gentleman: Well, I see you’ve led an exemplary life…Peace Corps, ACLU member…but
you obviously love food more than you love God, or you wouldn’t have married a woman called Candy. So, I’m sorry, the down escalator is just there to your left.
About 3 couples back in line, the man says to his wife “Oh well, let’s get outta here, Fanny!”
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