I love these things.
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* Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?
* There was a restraining order.
* How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?
* Perky.
* What do you call a starving parrot?
* A polynomial!
* What do you call a crab that plays baseball?
* A pinch hitter.
* What did the zero say to the eight?
* Nice belt!
* How did the pig get to the hospital?
* In a hambulance.
The cops came across these two kids. One was eating batteries, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let off the other.
Just before Thanksgiving, the holding pen was abuzz as Mother Turkey scolded her younger birds. "You turkeys are always into mischief," she gobbled. "If your grandfather could see the things you do, he'd turn over in his gravy."
Credit: Rinkworks.com.
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