And, as it turns out, everybody gets it - even the Amish. (Maybe. Warning, some harsh language.)
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Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities
10. Drink molasses 'til you heave
9. Wet bonnet contest
8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy
7. Buttermilk keggar
6. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale
5. Get a tattoo: "Born to raise barns"
4. Cruise streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers
3. Sleep 'til 6 AM
2. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite ass
1. Churn butter naked
Credit: Jokes About Network.
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