Some lesser known Irish Blessings...
May the road rise to meet you,
just like it always does,
when you get so drunk,
you pass out in the street.
May the leprechauns be near you,
To spread luck along your way.
And may all of the medications
Take the awful hallucinations of tiny screeching people away.
On this day St. Patrick,
Surrounded by friends and more
Take that guy wearing a "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" pin
And throw him the hell out the door.
May all your sorrows be like a Shamrock Shake,
available for a limited time only.
Also, may they be a minty green in color,
putrid to the taste, and contain sodium benzoate as a preservative.
May your schizophrenia always be blamed on colorful drunkenness.
Credit: Unknown.
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