JEST FOR FUN

Twice a year, the clocks get changed for daylight-savings time. And twice a year, the normally punctual assistant arrives late to work the Monday after it happens. Her boss finally decided he had to find out why. "Do you have a problem remembering to spring forward or fall back?" the boss asked.
"Oh, no," said his assistant, pouring herself a cup of coffee. "What gets to me is staying up until 2 a. m. to change my clock!"