One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down main street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?"
"Bobbie Sue gave it to me." Bubba replied.
"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened."
We were driving out on County Road 6 in the middle of nowhere. Bobbie Sue pulled off the road, put the truck into 4 wheel drive and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
"Bubba, take whatever you want."
"So I took the truck!"
"Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!
Credit: Unknown.
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