Bubba's New Truck

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down main street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?"

"Bobbie Sue gave it to me." Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened."

We were driving out on County Road 6 in the middle of nowhere. Bobbie Sue pulled off the road, put the truck into 4 wheel drive and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

"Bubba, take whatever you want."

"So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!

Credit: Unknown.

Stupid inventions.

I have to admit, most of these are pretty dumb. Especially the first one. Couldn't you, ah, kill yourself if you accidentally fell forward?

(That said, the butter stick is rather ingenious. Just don't get it mixed up with a glue stick.)