What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A roaming Catholic
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Gently massaging the trick knee of his attractive young patient, the
doctor inquired, "What's a joint like this doing in a nice girl like
you?"
There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable
diseases and his mother's age.
During a visit with a friend at an assisted living center, I was
invited to stay for lunch. As we entered the cafeteria, she leaned
toward me and whispered, "They have two lines here. We call them cane
and able."
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