The plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies: “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston, and I’m staying right here!”

The flight attendant goes to the cockpit and tells the captain and co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and that she will not move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave First Class and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston, and I am going to sit right here.”

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and tells the captain that he should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the blonde woman as she won’t listen to reason.

The captain says, “You say she’s blonde? I will handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

I told her, “First Class isn’t going to Houston “