Obama Golf Rules Changes

Golfers with handicaps:
- below 10 will have their green fees increase by 35%
- between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees
- above 18 will play for free and even get a check from
the club/course played

The $ amount put in for bets will be as follows:
- for handicaps below 10 an additional $10
- between 11 and 18 no additional amount
- above 18 you will divide the total amount in the pot
(and you do not even have to play).

The term “gimme putt” will be changed to “entitlement putt”
and will be used as follows:
- handicaps below 10, no entitlements
- handicaps abov e 11 to 17, entitlements for putter-length putts
- handicaps above 18, if on green, no need to ever putt; just pick it up

These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness in scoring
so that the final scores of all players will be about the same.

In addition, a Player will be limited to a max of one birdie and/or
six pars, any excess must be given to those fellow players who have
not yet scored a birdie or par.

Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player
making the birdie or par, can that Player begin to count his score
again.

The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above
purposes but the term 'net score' will be available only for scoring
those players with handicaps 18 and above.

This is intended to 'redistribute' the success of winning
by making sure that in every competition the
'above 18' handicap players will post
only 'net score' against every other
player's gross score.

Per Obama.
“These new Rules are intended
to CHANGE the game of golf.
Golf must be about fairness only,
and have nothing to do with ability.”


Credit: Unknown.