Hank finally found the courage to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman. "Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not even on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
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