Credit: Stan Kegel's Puns of the Day
When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of it." A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was 'Mom.' "Melvin," she said, "you left your cell phone at the convenience store."
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