Credit: Stan Kegel's Puns of the Day

It was 6 p. m., and I was about to leave the coin-op laundry where I 
was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I would mind 
dropping off someone's laundry on my way home. "It's for my cousin," 
she apologized, "who's eight months pregnant and can't get out much 
anymore."

I cheerfully agreed and, driving to the address, knocked at 
the door. A little girl, the sister-to-be, answered. "Hi, there," I 
said with a big smile. "Is your mommy home?" Holding up the white 
bundle of clothes, I explained, "I have a delivery for her."

The 
child's mouth dropped and her eyes went wide. "Mom!" she shrieked, 
"come quick! It's the stork!"