Tiger Wood's Holiday Card 2009

Hard to believe that this story has been developing for only a few days and already the photo-shoppers have been busy. Funny though!


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Married Life & Strife

One woman was talking to her friend, “You should listen to my neighbor,” she says. “She is always bad-mouthing her poor husband behind his back. I think that’s so rude. Look at me! My husband is fat, lazy, and cheap; but have you ever heard me say a bad word about him?”

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Rick and Mark were at the bar chatting about how much their wives thought of them. Mark said, “My wife thinks so much of me that she won’t let me do any work around the house. It’s great!”

Not to be outdone, Rick said, “That’s nothing. My wife simply worships me.”

Confused Mark asked, “She worships you? C’mon, what makes you say that?”

“Easy. Every night at the dinner table she places a burnt offering before me.”

Your Best Friend

WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Put your dog and your significant other in the trunk of a car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

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