Tuesday, December 27, 2011

JEST FOR FUN

om, suffering from a severe toothache, finally got up enough nerve to visit his dentist, but lost it again when he was aboutto get into the chair. The dentist told his assistant to give Tom
a shot of whiskey kept on hand for just such circumstances as this.

"You got your courage back now?" the dentist asked.

"No!" replied Tom.

So a second shot was brought, then a third. "Now have you got your courage?" asked the dentist.

"You're darn right!" Tom said, squaring his shoulders. "I'd like to see who'd dare to touch my teeth now!"

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