JEST FOR FUN

Realizing that she'd put on a pound or two, a woman lamented to her husband, "I'm fat." And, right on cue he said what all good husbands must, "You're not fat." To support his position, he added, "Just look around you at others, and you will see that you are not fat." But their daughter, a high schooler, saw through it and said, "Mom, he's grading you on the curve!"