Wednesday, May 27, 2009

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is." The attorney, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is. Enzo signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about.." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." TheGodfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo’s temple and says, "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to Enzo: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!" Enzo signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown brief case, buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno’s backyard in Woodbridge!" The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

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