Thirty Minutes To A Cleaner House--Part Three

Secret tip 11: Vacuuming
Stick to the middle of the room, which is the only place people look. Don't bother vacuuming under furniture. It takes way too long and no one looks there anyway.

Time: 5 minutes, entire house; 2 minutes, living room only

Secret tip 12: Lighting
The key here is low, low and lower. It's not only romantic, but bad lighting can hide a multitude of dirt.

Time: 10 seconds

Secret tip 13: Bed Making
Get an old-fashioned waterbed. No one can tell if those things are made up or not, saving you, oh, hundreds of seconds over the course of a lifetime.

Time: 0

Secret tip 14: Showers, Toilets and Sinks
Forget one and two. Concentrate on three.

Time: 1 minute

Secret tip 15:
If you already knew at least ten of these tips, don't even think about inviting a Martha-type to your home.

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