Jest for Fun

Credit: Stan Kegel's Puns of the Day

In his attempt to put a new patient at ease during a checkup, my friend, a gynecologist, struck up a casual conversation. After noticing the label on her sandals read "Hecho en Mexico," he asked his patient, "So when were you in Mexico?" Flabbergasted, the patient asked, "Ohmygod! You can tell all that from a pelvic exam?"