Credit: Stan Kegel's Puns of the Day
I asked my 8-year-old grandson if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" he said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, I asked him what was wrong. "Oh, Grandpa," he sobbed, "I found out there was no Santa Claus at age 5, no Easter Bunny at 6, and no Tooth Fairy at 7. And if you're going to tell me now that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"
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