AND THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED - PART THREE

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started.....

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please," I said.
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
I said, "Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....