JEST FOR FUN

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy, "So I hear you're getting married?" ''Yep!'' "Do I know her?" "Nope!" "This woman, is she good looking?" ''Not really." ''Is she a good cook?" ''Naw, she can't cook too well." ''Does she have lots of money?" ''Nope! Poor as a church mouse." "Well, then, is she good in bed?" " don't know." ''Why in the world do you want to marry her then?" ''Because she can still drive!"