JEST FOR FUN

I'd popped into a busy store to buy meat and vegetables when another woman and I happened to leave at the same time, onlyto be faced with the daunting task of finding our cars in the crowded parking lot.
Just then my car horn beeped, and I was able to locate my vehicle easily. "Wow," the woman said. "I sure could use a gadget like that to help me find my car."
"Actually," I replied, "that gadget's called 'my husband."