JEST FOR FUN

A 'zero tolerance' bonehead award, goes to the Struthers Elementary School in Ohio for seeking the suspension of a 6-year-old student on a 'dangerous weapons violation', because he took a plastic butter knife from the school cafeteria and put it in his backpack, so he could take it home and show his mother that he can butter his toast by himself. Now the boy faces a 6-month suspension. In response, the parents have hired a lawyer and say that if the school continues to seek a suspension then they will seek, in return, to have criminal charges brought against the school for supplying weapons to children.