JEST FOR FUN

A grandmother was pushing her grandchild around the grocery store in a buggy. Placing two loaves of bread in the basket she said "And here's something for you, Diploma." Next she added
a dozen eggs to the basket saying, "Here you go, Diploma" and so on.

Eventually a bewildered shopper who had heard all this finally asked, "Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?"

The grandmother replied, "I sent my daughter to college and this is what she came home with!"