JEST FOR FUN

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said,
"Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have
been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken
is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he
said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said
they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken,
pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's
office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then
he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite
live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why,
so I told her it was because you could make them into fried
chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and
told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught
me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person
we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I
am now...