JEST FOR FUN

As the owner of an old clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One day at the supermarket, just after I had filled my trunk with groceries, I noticed a stream of fluid pouring out of the bottom of the car. I knew I had to get home before the car was once again out of action.
When I arrived I asked my husband to take a look at the problem. Expecting the worst, when he came back in, I braced myself for his diagnosis. To my surprise, he came back in smiling.
"Is it anti-freeze? Steering fluid? Oil? What? And just what is so funny?" I asked, a little concerned and a little annoyed.
He cheerfully replied, "It's apple juice."