JEST FOR FUN

It was afternoon in the crowded cafeteria. The elderly matron sitting at the counter was obviously upset at the cigarette smoke of the young woman beside her. Finally the older woman could take it no longer. She turned to the woman and bellowed with a loud voice, "Young lady, I would rather commit adultery than smoke!"
"So would I," quipped the woman, "but you know, there just isn't time enough during a coffee break."