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Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached, pulling his along too. "Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something' but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground." After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it. A little while later one said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!" "Yeah," the other admitted, "but we're getting farther away from the truck."

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A man walks into a bar that has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics and the Hadron Collider, bio mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, etc. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool!" He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, etc. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's Your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." "So," the robot says, very slowly. "Have you already volunteered to help Sarah Palin's 2012 presidential campaign?"

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I broke my finger the other day. Last night I was playing poker, and lost everything. It must have been because of my bad hand.

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Two men are walking their dogs in a graveyard. One man turns to the other and says, "Morning!" The other man replies "No, just walking the dog!"

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Beverly was reading a newspaper, while her husband Harry was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his girl friend for a season ticket to the Red Wings Stadium." "Hmmm," he said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Beverly said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," he said. "How sweet," Bev said. "Tell me why not." "Season's almost over," he said.

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An old snake goes to see his doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days," he says. The doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc," replies the snake. "But I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

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I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A salesman came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!' Later I learned he was talking about the payments.