JEST FOR FUN

Beverly was reading a newspaper, while her husband Harry was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his girl friend for a season ticket to the Red Wings Stadium." "Hmmm," he said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Beverly said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," he said. "How sweet," Bev said. "Tell me why not." "Season's almost over," he said.