JEST FOR FUN

Two friends stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since they weren't used to the big city, they were overly concerned about security. The first night they placed a chair against the door and stacked their luggage on it. To complete the barricade, they put the trash can on top. If an intruder tried to break in, they'd be sure to hear him. Around 1 a. m. there was a knock on the door. "Who is it?" one friend asked nervously. "Honey," a woman on the other side yelled, "you left your key in the door."