JEST FOR FUN

Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever happened to Pete?" one asked. "He got this hare-brained notion he was going to build a new kind of car," his coworker replied. "How was he going to do it?" "He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy, seats from a Lincoln, hubcaps from a Caddy and well, you get the idea." "So what did he end up with?" "1 1/2 years in jail and 100 hours of community work."