How cold was it yesterdayy?
It was so cold that …
1. Folks had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
2. Hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
3. Roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
4. When someone dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring!
5. The opticians were giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses!
6. Kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my PJs haven't thawed out yet!"
7. Pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers' pockets just to keep them warm!
8. The squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
9. Grandpa's teeth were chattering -- in the glass!
10. The dogs were wearing cats instead of chasing them!
11. Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!
12. Levi Strauss started manufacturing electric jeans!
13. The rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle!
14. People had to carry around hammers and chisels so they could get out of their parkas!
15. When the cows were milked, farmers got ice cream! Milking the brown cows yielded chocolate ice cream!
16. Playboy magazine stopped publishing because no women would take their clothes off!
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